Remember kids: you don't hate United, you hate capitalism for making industry wide overbooking and treating people like shit "good business"
I'm always extra careful when I'm driving next to a PT Cruiser because they're clearly capable of some terrible decisions.
San Francisco, I'm in you.
The last president we elected that didn't have any previous political experience had to win a world war to be considered for the office.
Person who I waited on to make an illegal u-turn just yelled at me out of there window and flipped me off b/c ??? Sorry for waiting on you!
PSA: When you get telemarketing calls and you're on the Do Not Call list you can report them and it feels justicey. https:/
OH: that would be like really cool if companies could like, raise funding from their users.
OH: "I was inspired to lower my expectations."